The NFL came down on the Pats for "Deflategate" today, suspending Patriots QB Tom Brady for four games, fining the team
Bob Kraft's pocket change one million dollars and taking away two draft picks, including a first rounder.
As several million Twitter users immediately noted, this is double the initial Ray Rice suspension for knocking a woman unconscious.
The scenario then plays out thusly: Brady appeals, and Darth Goodell ensures that the four game suspension is upheld so Brady returns to the field for a matchup against the Colts. In prime time, natch. Because the NFL knows how to make money from everything. EVERYTHING.