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according to a

new report Lance Armstrong will

come clean on Oprah

this reminds me of

James Frey getting his ass kicked

for made-up memoir

boy did he have his

head handed to him by high

minded TV queen

popularity

of author fell into a

million l'il pieces

if Frey had said his

book was mostly fiction I

would still have loved it

but if Armstrong had

admitted doping then it

would have dissed his rep

not to mention pissed

off all his competitors

who weren't fellow dopes

nobody entered

baseball's Hall of Fame because

players still draw shame

our competitive

society can lead to

such shenanigans

in the process the

mighty may fall but losers

still don't get the press

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