cyberattacks are

the information highway's

vacuous potholes

daring escape made

by Hoosier convicts who saw

'Shawshank Redemption'

Senator Burris

finally figures out that

nobody likes him

group sues EPA

to stop being a darn pest

about polar bears

Australian town

bans bottled water leaving

stupid folks thirsty

Kennedy Airport

runway shut down as turtles

do slow fashion show

The Star lays off three

dozen more at the now re-

named Ghost Town Daily

universities

to hike tuition to make

ed even higher

Sarah Palin to

premiere her new talkshow "The

View from My Window"

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