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Indy's reservoirs

full of algae toxins are

at least nice to eye

in the Bush White House

a guy like Van Jones would be

working forever

Ecuadoran judge

forced to quit Chevron case 'cause

he may have pre-judged

sheriffs on coffee

break have burglars fall into

their Mayberry laps

is uproar over

Obama speech in school fear

he'll read 'The Pet Goat'?

I think it's pretty

significant today's date

is nine/nine/oh-nine

Annie Liebovitz

is in so much debt she may

have to sell her eyes

while fires rage nearby

water main breaks flooding streets

in Los Irony

panel rules Ashcroft

can now have his sorry old

ass taken to court

SEC report

reveals how Bernie Madoff

made off with it all

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