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I’ve always wanted to have sex outside, but I live in the city. I’d like to have some privacy, but I don’t know where me and my bf can go. Any ideas?

— Anonymous, from Tumblr

Sarah: It’s time for a road trip, friend. You could cut this one two ways: either go down the camping path and have good, old-fashioned camping sex, or go to a far (far, far, faraway) city and go with either hotel balcony/rooftop sex or curtains-open 6th-floor hotel sex. Only people looking up from the street will notice, and that kind of optimism deserves such a reward.

Debby: Somewhere private within a massive, expansive park with no nearby playground or school? (Child-focused places can put you at greater legal risk if you get caught.) Or you take a vacation. A road trip. To the countryside or a wooden highway exit or a tropical vacation, somewhere far away where you’re unlikely to run into your boss or mom or a local security cam but totally likely to run into the beautiful outdoors where you can have sex as you dream.

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