Wild-eyed thug Greg Garrison allegedly went and thugged out some rage while making a political point the other day, but don't worry it was probably not-at-all like those ACTUAL thugs in Ferguson and Baltimore Garrison is always mocking — aka the REAL thugs who also damaged property and resorted to violence just like Garrison allegedly did, this was probably TOTALLY DIFFERENT somehow. The Indy Star's article on Garrison's alleged hooliganism is marvelous. It involves an unknown financial advisor just chilling on his own porch when he noticed some weirdo damaging his neighbor's property, so he politely asked him to not do that please, because he's a commie libtard who hates Freedom I bet:
A gray-haired man and woman approached the SUV but before getting in the car, the apparent sexagenarian turned onto a flower bed of a home, uprooted a lawn sign and flung it, according to the police report.
THAT IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY GREG GARRISON WHY ARE YOU ALLEGEDLY DAMAGING SOMEONE ELSE'S PROPERTY I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE DOING THAT WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO??????????
The sign read "Pence Must Go." Several have been posted in yards in the neighborhood since Pence signed the controversial RFRA bill, widely interpreted as being discriminatory against gays and lesbians.
The financial advisor, from his porch, shouted that the gray-haired man was "disrespecting his neighbor's property," according to the report. He claimed that the man yelled a profanity back at him before getting into the SUV.
(Q: Good sir, may I ask that you stop disrespecting my neighbor's property?
A: FUCK YOU, FUCKBREATH!!)
At least he wasn't physically violent like those thuggy poors in Baltimore!
"Do you wanna go?" challenged the driver, an apparent invitation to fisticuffs.
According to the report, the alleged vandal got out of the car and "struck (the victim) in the mouth with a closed fist. After the punch he grabbed (his) shirt and ripped it."
"I abhor punching people in the face hole."
The resident got the suspect to the ground and "kicked the suspect in the face and he went back to the ground," the report said. The woman intervened. "Hit me," she yelled to the financial adviser, according to the police report.
We'll just leave this all right here, it is a lot to take in on a rainy Monday afternoon. Greg Garrison seems nice/not-crazy, allegedly!