Smoke crack or chew gum (Hammer, “Time to Outlaw Gum,” March 5-12)?? I’ve actually never done either but you may be right! But watching a cow chew cud is hardly a better alternative to raising a crack baby!! Michael Jordan and Lebron James both chew gum, and I have for years said they’re both retarded for not shooting the ball every possession! I applaud your shock style of writing, but you are a buffoon!!
Pike Plaza, Ind.