Haiku News: Cordray appointed


clean out of other

ideas BP tried out

the butt plug approach

those Goldman Sachs sacks

of shit are trying their best

to woo SEC

oil rig explosion

caused by methane bubble as

it burst in huge belch

Polish president's

twin bro to replace him as

if we won't notice

more unemployed now

searching for jobs at fewer

Indy libraries

Christian militia

is caught before they can blow

up the other cheek

Republicans still

stalling don't ask, don't tell - they

fear going to hell

SeaWorld killer whale

unfortunately takes its

name seriously

after ninety one

years Salinger gets off the

goddamn carrousel

in battle between

China, Google, my money's

on the behemoth