Half year in review, again [this is satire] 

report suggests that

GOP has better spies

than the CIA

Bush new world order

succeeds in electing a

Socialist in Spain

White House says Dick Clarke

is using American

grandstand to sell book

Scalia recused

from “under God” case because

he hunts duck with Him

Howard Dean quits so

he can run for president

of the Internet

Mrs. Heinz Kerry

is so rich that none of us

can ever catch up

Krispy Kreme profits

nearly triple as does girth

of its customers

Buttafuoco, sent

to one year in jail, may soon

be living his name

Indy boy attends

Head Start with crack trying to

get a crackhead start

Feds OK funds for

I-69 but some think

we’re royally screwed

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