not to be left out

Guantanamo detainees

suffer from torture

with all their cancers

you’d think justices would be

for medical pot

Tom Ridge could always

get work prevaricating

on television

Congress cuts budget

for science because what good

are facts anyway?

abstinence courses

say pregnancy occurs by

thinking about sex

if Hmong man murdered

six Wisconsin hunters then

shame on the shaman

Methodists defrock

lesbian reverend to

see what’s underneath

falling revenue,

lawsuits; retail giant is

up against the wal

Willingham fired when

it’s learned that he isn’t a

fighting Irish man

next time Pacers play

whoop-ass, it better be out

of the TV’s eye


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