Taiwan president

asked to visit U.S. but

was given the gong

Middle East is not

enough; now Dick Cheney wants

to piss off Russia

Bush speaking about

"fiscal discipline" is worth

its weight in fool's gold

100 dollar

rebate gives Republicans

a bad case of gas

Moussaoui sentenced

to having tiny airplanes

flown into his head

Bush doesn't seem to

get that global warming is

the real terrorist

raising postage rates

is just a big boost for the

fledgling Internet

Swanson's unwritten rules

now includes another:

don't be a dumbass

Students will now lose

weight running to their local

convenience store

Toyota worker

may have been fired for blowing

a whistle, not him


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