Jim Poyser

to stop Iraqi

abuses U.S. foxes

will guard the henhouse

if U.S. admits

existence of prisons they

won't be a secret

White House can't stand it

anymore and tells McCain

what he wants to hear

Federal agents

may have been listening when

you ordered pizza

Bush cut corners but

we can trust him to shield us

like a big brother

could Schwarzenegger

have chosen anything but

terminating Took?

Coach Stan Van Gundy

quits to spend more time yelling

at his family

let Ron test the will

and patience of some other

poor NBA team

if your parachute

fails and you survive the fall

you can get pregnant

actor John Spencer

dies at fifty eight as his

heart attack breaks ours