to spur both science

and stability Bush wants

Earth to marry Mars

Dean may be happy

to recall that in space no

one can hear you scream

Democrats cheer when

Kerry discovers that

Ohio exists

Bush military

records suggest he wasn’t

too memorable

Scalia defends

trip with Cheney; hey, they were

just ducking around

Chicago mayor

says he’d be fine if gays wed

in Winky City

Clear Channel edict

casts shock-jocks in the shadow

of Janet’s bare breast

Garfunkel caught with

marijuana; where there’s smoke

there’s troubled water

Gibson agrees to

change title of his film to

“The Pulp of the Christ”

actor and writer

Spalding Gray found dead

swimming to Cambodia


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