[this is satire] Bush wants twenty-five billion dollars more to spread good will in Iraq Donald Rumsfeld, the Defensive Secretary, sits in the hot seat New Bush slogan says Yes, American Can Do Whatever it Wants U.S. decision to bar morning-after pill is so yesterday Democrats cheer when Kerry discovers that Ohio exists Souter should have had the duck hunter Scalia jogging beside him readership declines for newspapers but I guess you’re not reading this suicide mission proposed for Mars rover just like a terrorist Disney delivers mighty marketing boost to Michael Moore’s new film as fuel prices rise the “S” in SUV must stand for stupid

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