Haiku News: Cordray appointed


good news for China

as its economy beats

Japan, wrecks world

too much dispersant

spoils the oil cleanup in the

Gulf of Fiasco

not to be outdone

Michigan enjoys its own

horrendous oil spill

bright side of New York's

bedbug infestation is

city never sleeps

ocean plankton is

in decline worldwide meaning

foodchain's in freefall

folks likely to try

CPR if they can kiss

mouth-to-mouth goodbye

scribe that says college

is a waste of dough must be

ignoring parties

the man who puked on

Philadelphia fans is

nationals disgrace

auto bailout good

news for those who like propping

up dead horsepower

regarding sale of

alcohol at Walgreens: gosh!

they shouldn't sell drugs!