Haiku News

 

ban preventing horse

slaughter lifted; cows are now

researching that ban

woman held 12 years

on a Scientology

(not a Tom) cruise ship

Cain was unable

to shake allegations that

he's a bad brother

1,400 cops

in LA arrest hundreds

to slice Occupy

central banks free up

bucks to liquidify too

big-to-fail Europe

Buffet buys hometown

newspaper - imagine his

obituary!

FBI agents

claim that the "G" in G-men

doesn't stand for "gay"

Utah man shot by

his own dog; with friends like these

who needs enemies?

Fox anchor proclaims

Santa doesn't exist but

is Fox really "news"?

NOAA says Arctic

is deteriorating

into a hot mess

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