Tiananmen Square

dissidents are swept under

China’s red carpet

Bush claims that the name

Chalabi is a term for

a fastfood sandwich

Colin Powell wants

to know why CIA made

him look so stupid

George Tenet resigns

as head of the CIA

surely a smart move

Senate decides to

reclassify nuclear

waste as “sweet poontang”

Bush’s word “superb”

must be a euphemism

for “you suck, get lost”

woman who claims that

Kobe raped her will be called

woman who claims that …

Canada’s Lions

Gate Films will take the blame for

Michael Moore’s new film

entire state declared

disaster area — now there’s

a campaign slogan

lights out! the final

bedtime for Reagan an end

to the suffering


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