Haiku News: Cordray appointed


Ireland downgraded

by Moody's from "stable" to

"we better panic"

Goldman pays hundreds

of millions in fines 'cause they

were big sachs of shit

for some consumers

the "i" in the new iPhone

4 stands for irate

Mayor Bloomberg to

once again purchase his way

right into office

for not much more dough

he could conceivably buy his

way into White House

Steven Seagal sex

case dropped 'cause who wants to think

about his penis

oil cap thought secure

is now leaking what we sure

hope isn't semen

hottest year ever

recorded means planet Earth

is in a fever

tween targeted book

by Palin now 'tween published

and purgatory

air pollution from

traffic links diabetes

to carpocalypse


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