We bought a magazine

First off, before we get to all the horror, we want to remind you we bought a magazine covering the environment and conscious living. Lynn Jenkins approached NUVO Publisher/Editor Kevin McKinney last summer about her four-and-a-half-year-old publication, Indiana Living Green. She'd taken the mag as far as it could go, and wanted to pass it along to the right next person. McKinney said yes, and we put out our first ILG in November/December. The January/February issue comes out Jan. 7, and in March, we'll launch a newly designed ILG, and publish on a monthly basis. You can find ILG at local Marshes, Krogers and a bunch of NUVO stops, too. ILG also is distributed in Bloomington, West Lafayette and Kokomo.

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Nations, leaders surrender to climate chaos

Toward the end of the year, in anticipation of the climate

summit in Durban, South Africa, a disturbing wave of stories emerged that made

our planetary predicament chillingly — and boiling-ly — clear.

This was, as even climate change deniers must acknowledge, the Year of Extreme

Weather, as chaotic storms and wildfires and whatnot swirled upon the earth all

year long. Only a magical thinking person could possibly call that an anomaly,

in a year that also saw the rise in all three greenhouse gases. According to the

U.S. Department of Energy, CO2 emissions worldwide jumped by the highest

one-year amount ever, in 2010. The other two greenhouse gases, methane and

nitrous oxide, not to be outdone, are increasing as well.

So, armed with this science, what did world leaders do,

leading up to Durban? They gave up, publicly, saying that a climate treaty that

resolves the disputes (mostly between rich and poor countries) would not be

possible until 2020. Given the fiddling and backpedaling and dilly-dallying

since the Kyoto Protocol

international agreement on global warming, coming up

on 15 years now, there's no reason to believe another eight will compel

government leaders to take the action necessary to reduce greenhouse gases.

Unless, of course, we global citizens decide to Occupy Mother Earth.

Battle in the Arctic

The Arctic Sea is the poster child of climate change, and

2011 was another banner year for its transition from iced-over environment to

cash cow for oil companies. The Arctic is warming twice as fast as the rest of

the world, and at the least (new data is constantly being re-calibrated) this

year is on pace to meet or exceed the record-breaking Arctic ice melt of 2007.

You folks who believe that all this enviro-horror is just

part of the "natural cycles" of the earth, must see at this point, that the

speed by which this is happening is anything but natural. On a "natural cycle"

scale of, say, a meteorite striking the earth on one end of the spectrum and,

say, natural cycles and fluctuations of a bio-diverse planet spinning in the

cosmos, we are nestled safely toward the meteor.

So what are earthlings doing to combat this disturbing ice

melt? They are combating each other to secure oil leases to extract even more

fossil fuels and create even more greenhouse gases to further ruin our habitat.

Everybody got in the game. In late August, Exxon reached a

deal with the Russians to plumb their territory of the Arctic Ocean. In early

October, the U.S. Department of the Interior decided to uphold the sale (in

2008) of 487 oil-drilling leases in the Chukchi Sea, which will allow Shell to

begin exploratory drilling next summer

, just in time for the Apocalypse! This

is just the tip of the melting iceberg in the scrum of bigwigs competing to

drill, baby, drill.

The warming of the Arctic Ocean, exacerbated by these

drilling activities, will only hasten the release of millions of tons of


— frozen beneath the ocean. Once that starts bubbling to the

surface, everything that seems "extreme" now will look pretty chill in


On a human scale — i.e. on a scale that's more

fathomable — there were three incidents in 2011 to drive this Arctic melt

home. A British team of adventurers rowed to the North Pole. One of the benefits of climate change is now people

can row to the North Pole, how cool is that! It took 'em 28 days to traverse an

expanse that — only a few years prior — they only could have


Secondly, a female polar bear swam a record 426 miles

because she could find no resting point. She swam nine days straight trying to

find land, losing 22 percent of her body weight in the process. Oh, she lost

her cub, too.

Perhaps in the near future, oil rigs can create rafts for

polar bears to pause on their journeys, a perfect opportunity for cute pictures

to send home to the fam.

Finally, in what must be the single most chilling story of

2011, a Russian research team, surveying the East Siberian Arctic Shelf off

northern Russia, found plumes of methane bubbling up in the Arctic Sea. To

quote a scientist who has been studying the area for 20 years: "Earlier

we found torch-like structures like this, but they were only tens of meters in

diameter. This is the first time that we've found continuous, powerful and

impressive seeping structures, more than 1,000 meters in diameter. It's


Amazing, indeed. Methane is 20 times more powerful a

greenhouse gas than CO2. If plumes, 1,000 meters in diameter are starting to

bubble up in the Arctic ... well, the tipping point hath tipped.

Antarctica becomes a horror film

What is the Arctic's little sister doing to compete with big

brother for the spotlight? Plenty! A massive crack was detected in one of

Antarctica's glaciers, a crack so vast it would put your plumber to shame. When

it breaks free, it will span 340 square miles, contributing to sea level rise,

and hunting down all Titanics, great and small, to turn them into future

action/romance flicks.

King crabs have found their way to the edge of Antarctica,

because of the area's more habitable warmth. These crabs are not just invasive;

they are ecosystem juggernauts. With no known predators, these crabs will

consume sea floor animals, and reproduce to their hearts' and genitals'


With populations of Chinstrap and

Adelie penguins shrinking (more than 50 percent in the last 30 years) and krill

numbers plummeting (40 to 80 percent), king crabs may have to resort to

cannibalism (crabibalism?) before too many years pass.

We are seven billion wastrels

Around Halloween, we reached seven billion. Not seven

billion hours logged watching TV, not seven billion thoughts-per-day about sex,

but seven billion, living, breathing, reproducing, farting, consuming and

wasting carbon emitters. That is a shitload of people! And if you are reading

this (which, ahem, you are), then you are one of those people. Even the person

writing this is one of those people! Crazy!

Many types of calculations place our population number as

well beyond the earth's capacity to sustain us for any period of time. Yet we

keep on propagating the planet with ever more scads of cute, cuddly,

pookie-wookie babies. And who can blame us? It's the biological imperative,

coupled with the social paradigm that reinforces such fruitility.

The most extreme, egregious example of this in 2011 was the

popular TLC show, 19 and Counting, that

featured and celebrated the Duggars, a family with 19 kids. By November,

breathless Hollywood reporters were gaga over the Duggars' announcement that

they were expecting their 20th child — which subsequently


These people don't need to be celebrated; they need an



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