RUN TO YOUR CLOSET AND FIND YOUR STRETCHIEST PANTS! TOMORROW IS BACON FEST!
Here's what your $20 ticket buys you: Four free bacon samples, a drink and an entire day's worth of happiness. Oh, you already have tickets to this year's sold-out Winterfest? Well, you probably shouldn't drink all that beer and then go eat all that bacon. Wait, YES YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD.
Drink and bacon responsibly this weekend, and have fun!