YMBGW: You"re attracted to someone of the same sex. YWGW: You flaunt the fact in public. YJQW: You change your sex and still are attracted to the same sex.
YMBGW: You insist people call you by your formal name, e.g. Timothy or Douglas YWGW: You add "weena" to the end of a name, i.e. Doug-weena. YJQW: You"re known as Fag-weena Thingquey. YMBGW: You smoke; you hold the cigarette between your fingertips. YWGW: Ashes pile up on your shoulders. YJQW: You curtsy and say thank you when people flick on you. YMBGW: You owned or still own a Ken doll. YWGW: You begin looking more and more like Barbie. YJQW: You try to get it on with a big, stuffed monkey YMBGW: Waitresses and cashiers call you "Sweetie." YWGW: Your male friends call you "Sister." YJQW: Everyone in town calls you "Miss Thing." YMBGW: You kinda liked Gladiator, so you rent old gladiator flicks. YWGW: You attempt to make your own epic film titled, Captured as Folk. YJQW: You cry because you were born at the wrong timeÖ too late to be taken by the Romans. YMBGW: Colors become important to you. YWGW: You name colors after foods, like; "We"re painting the nook sort of a mustard-salmon and the cabinets, eggshell-oyster. YJQW: You actually use the phrase, "Color me," in conversation, e.g. "Color me fa-klemped." YMBGW: You"re all too gung-ho to go camping with the guys. YWGW: You consider the trip the perfect chance to show off your open-flame, culinary flare. YJQW: You wonder if singing "Kum-bye-Ya" will turn anyone else on. YMBGW: You notice when someone drops his soap in the gym shower. YWGW: You drop yours a lot. YJQW: You spill liquid shower gel, get down on all fours and yell for help. YMBGW: You eat quiche. YWGW: You make quiche Ö with edible flowers. YJQW: You blow bubbles in your bowl of Beanie-Weenies. YMBGW: You own a statuette of Michelangelo"s David. YWGW: The male nude is your household dÈcor theme. YJQW: You buy a lawn boy and talk dirty to it. YMBGW: You take your shirt off at dances. YWGW: You strip for tips. YJQW: You put tear-away, peek-a-boo patches on your gym clothes. YMBGW: You"re in the closet. YWGW: You"re way out - beyond - the closet. YJQW: People wish you were in a closet Ö better yet, a trunk. YMBGW: Children say you are. YWGW: Children say you are. YJQW: Children say you are.