Jennifer Coolidge: Joking on Hollywood

 

Oh, sure, she's Stifler's mom from

the American Pie movies, Paulette the

beautician in Legally Blonde and its

sequel or any number of hilarious characters in Christopher Guest's movies,

including Best in Show and A Mighty

Wind.

But she's also Jennifer Coolidge:

Standup Comic, and she's in the midst of her first U.S. tour.

In the movie A Cinderella Story, Coolidge's character, Fiona, says (and gets mocked for

saying), "I'm a very appealing person."

In real life, she is.

Before her Indianapolis debut,

Coolidge took some time to talk. Here's the conversation.

NUVO: People know you as an

actress. Do you do a lot of standup and have you done a lot over the years?

Coolidge: No. I didn't start out

as a standup or anything. I was an improviser. I was in this improv comedy

group called The Groundlings. I was in the L.A. one, and my timing just

happened to be amazing. It was the early '90s and I was there with Will

Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Kathy Griffin, Lisa Kudrow, Ana Gasteyer, Cheri Oteri,

Will Forte. I even did some alumni shows with Paul Reubens, Wendi Starling

– all these incredibly talented people. But not a standup person at all.

But it's sort of nice. When you're

an actress, you don't get to tell anyone your point of view on anything. No one

really cares. If you're on a movie, you have to do their script, and if you're

an improviser, you're still doing something that's loyal to your characters.

You're not saying how you feel about anything. And you can't say much on The

View or talk shows like that because

you're edited. So it ends up being this dishwater experience. So I started

doing standup on a whim and I kind of like that you just say anything, and even

if it was offensive, there was no one there with a fire extinguisher.

NUVO: So how did you develop the

act? Did you start doing open mike nights or guest spots?

Coolidge: I started out in

Provincetown, on Cape Cod, and I was literally reading out of a notebook.

I think people paid $15 and they really shouldn't have paid anything because it

was so stupid. I was in Ptown one night and someone was there and they owned a

club in Atlanta and they said: You should come visit my club in Atlanta. That

started the whole thing. That was summer of 2009. Then last year I took my show

to Edinburgh, Scotland, and I did like 30 shows there.

It's not very philosophical or

anything. It's entertainment. It's stories from the point of view of a

character actress living in Los Angeles and how unglamorous it is.

NUVO: I have to think that comes

as a huge shock to people because to them, you're a star. They see you in all

these movies and TV shows and think you live a glamour life, right?

Coolidge: I think so. And most of

my commentary is about how the reality world is usurping the legitimate world

somehow. I go after the Kardashians and stuff, just how silly our town has

gotten. I talk about that and I talk about how I went through a breakup right

before I started doing standup. I think it was therapeutic to go on the road

and talk about being single at my age (now 49), the weird dates I go on and sex

and stuff. But it's just entertainment; I don't have any political humor.

NUVO: Is it talking? Observation?

Do you tell jokes?

Coolidge: I would say more it's

relating a lot of humiliating stories.

NUVO: Is this a strange turn for

you? Are you glad to be doing this, and are you surprised?

Coolidge: I have to say there's

nothing like it. The highs are high and the lows are low. I have to say the

greatest part of it is, when you're an actress and you live in LA – I

also have a house in New Orleans – I came from a Broadway show in New

York City this fall (Elling) –

but I'm in the acting world, and most of the people I hang out with and know

really well are actors or producers or directors. Your life gets really

strange. You see things through a very small keyhole. On the road, I'll go

weeks without running into an actor. I'm meeting everybody, and I have a much

better view of what's going on.

NUVO: I imagine people want to

talk to you about all your roles. They want to know what it's like to be in the

Christopher Guest movies and things like that.

Coolidge: Yeah, they do. And they

want to know: Are you really dating young guys – like Stifler's mom? And

that's kind of true. They're really the only ones who ask me out. They want to

know if I'm that horny woman I played in the movie or am I that really dumb

woman in Best in Show.

NUVO: And the answer is neither,

right?

Coolidge (deadpan): No, I'm

definitely the dumb woman.

You get a lot projected onto you.

But in some ways I feel weird about demystifying Hollywood, because as a kid, I

was obsessed with Hollywood. That's all I could think about growing up. So I

don't know if I want to burst people's bubbles sometimes. I kind of want to go,

"It's fantaaaastic. It's magical. Glamour, glamour, glamour. I want them to

think I'm going to Grauman's Chinese Theatre every night wearing a feather boa

and living the high life.

But I do talk about how strange

Hollywood has gotten. I'm hoping this is just a weird phase we're going through

where people like Snooki exist and they're the lead on a show (Jersey Shore). I think people want to watch someone on TV they feel

superior to as opposed to someone they admire. So I guess if you asked what is

the through line of my show, it's how weird the world has gotten –

hopefully told in a funny way.

NUVO: IMDB lists Seinfeld as your first role. Is that accurate?

Coolidge: Yeah.

NUVO: Good start. What was that

like?

Coolidge: It was a really big

thing. It had to be a big deal because when I went home to visit my parents, my

mother introduced me to everyone at church. I thought, "Wow, I've really

stepped it up here. I'm meeting the congregation. I have landed." I remember my

mother being so proud. But she was very ill with cancer. That happened right

before she died, and it was a good thing to have happen. She probably thought I

would end up in jail or something. I think that gave her hope that maybe I

might not end up on the street.

Seinfeld was a good break.

Interestingly, when I did Seinfeld, I was in the same episode as Lisa Edelstein, who is on House now. Lisa and I bonded on that show. And then Lisa said to

me, "The guy who wrote the episode invited us out for drinks and food with the

cast." We all went to this place, Jerry's Famous Deli. I walked in and the

minute we sat down at the table, Lisa Edelstein and myself, I knew we shouldn't

have done it. It was Larry (David), Jerry (Seinfeld), Julia (Louis-Dreyfus) and

everyone sitting there, and it was so clear we shouldn't have been there and

shouldn't have been invited. It was the most uncomfortable hour of my life.

I'll never forget that. Awful.

Later, there was a giant party for

the end of Seinfeld, the final show.

There was a big cake for Jerry with his face on it, a giant, massive cake. I

had this friend who was very snotty and I invited her to this party and she

went up to Jerry and was like, "Excuse me, you're sitting in my friend

Jennifer's chair. Could you please get up?" (laughs) She was so rude to him.

You don't see stuff like that very often. Then he got up and she was like

(sarcastically), "Thank you." "Jennifer, I got your chair back." She didn't give

him special treatment. It was kind of cool.

NUVO: We're at the end of our

time, so is there anything you want me to tell people about you or the

performance that we haven't talked about?

Coolidge: This is the question I

wish you'd asked me: Have you ever gone out on a date with someone who came to

your show?

NUVO: OK. Well, let me ask you:

Have you ever gone on a date with someone who came to your show?

Coolidge: Yes, I have. I wish I

met more people that way. Before, I was meeting actors on movies and that's who

I was dating. You never know. There might be some guy in the audience one night

who I end up with for a long time. You never know. I guess I just want to get

the single thing in.

The last guy that I dated that I

met who came to the show, when he took his shirt off, he had this giant tattoo

on his chest that said, "1987." I said, "What happened in 1987?" He said, "I

was born." "1987? Wow. That makes you about 21 years old." Because I'm such an

idiot, I thought it was either a rock band or some very significant year that

some group got together or somebody got sent to the moon. It just never

occurred to me that that would be his birth date.

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