Rocky’s Mailbag by Rocky the Diabolical Cat™
Dear Rocky: You seemed to have lightened up on the downtown gentrifiers and boosters lately. Why?
Dear Harold: The gentrifiers and boosters are like children — the more attention you give them, the more outrageous their antics are.
Dear Rocky: What’s up with that foul-mouthed miniature sidekick of yours, Ikey the Cat? He is a disgrace to the pages of NUVO with his constant vulgarities.
Dear Norman: Ah yes, young Ikey. I tried washing his mouth out with soap, but he bit me!
Dear Rocky: Some guy told me that if Mitch Daniels becomes governor, liquid Prozac will flow from all the water taps of Indiana! Is that true?
Sally, Beech Grove
Dear Sally: I do not know if that is true, but it makes the idea of watering one’s lawn rather intriguing.
Dear Rocky: What breed of cat are you?
Dear Tina: I am a Russian Blue mix. My Russian heritage explains why I seem to have adapted well to life under the junta, I suppose.
Dear R.K. Shull: Who played Barnabas Collins on Dark Shadows?
Dear Aldo: I think you have the wrong mailbag, my man.