INDY'S WEEKLY ALTERNATIVE NEWSPAPER HIGHLIGHTING ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT AND SOCIAL JUSTICE

Haiku News 4/30/08

 

U.S. is concerned
mobsters will rob citizens
sooner than they can

abstinence only
programs work as well as the
rest of Bush’s dreams

Supreme Court rules that
police can arrest, search, seize,
judge and execute

cops acquitted in
NYC but do admit
they feel trigger-sad

consumer mood is
so dark the revolution
WILL be televised

Delta, Northwest post
huge loss merging into world’s
most loser airline

China to sue Jack
Cafferty for being an
old fart curmudgeon