INDY'S WEEKLY ALTERNATIVE NEWSPAPER HIGHLIGHTING ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT AND SOCIAL JUSTICE
Haiku News 1/8/08
by Jim Poyser
Musharraf announced
he is hiring Sherlock Holmes
to take Bhutto case
the only new jobs
in U.S. are people Bush
hires to lie to us
Environmental
Protection Agency ain’t
into protecting
escaped inmate shot
in a cemetery — the
butt of irony
breaking one hundred
dollars a barrel of oil
puts us over one
Male macaque monkeys
“pay” for sex by telling their
partners how they feel
Britney has become
living manifestation
of the tabloid pop
he is hiring Sherlock Holmes
to take Bhutto case
the only new jobs
in U.S. are people Bush
hires to lie to us
Environmental
Protection Agency ain’t
into protecting
escaped inmate shot
in a cemetery — the
butt of irony
breaking one hundred
dollars a barrel of oil
puts us over one
Male macaque monkeys
“pay” for sex by telling their
partners how they feel
Britney has become
living manifestation
of the tabloid pop