Haiku News 1/23/08

by Jim Poyser

with power cut by
Israel Gaza folk might
as well be eyeless

worldwide stock markets
plunge as Earth faces US
faux economy

White House considers
more taxpayer hush money
to buy our silence

US says drilling
won’t hurt polar bears as they
are already screwed

Selig contract is
given a 3 year steroid
I mean extension

Archbishop Earl Paulk
is convicted of being
a big archasshole

new tree species found
in Madagascar just in
time to be wiped out