Haiku News 1/16/08

by Jim Poyser

some say Hillary
won in New Hampshire ’cause she
met cry-teria

good news for guy who
stabbed himself with filched knives is
he didn’t steal guns

bird dog who shot his
owner was instructed to
do so by a bird

Roger Clemens goes
to court of world opinion
to seek clemency

scientists create
worry that anxiety
is bad for your heart

striking screenwriters
collaborate on “Revenge
of the Shareholders”

study: warming in
Northeast threatens another
species: the snowman