Haiku News 07/23/08

by Jim Poyser

in CIA leak
Bush claims privilege to do
whatever he wants

Pentagon to cut
troop levels in Iraq in
time for election

for Bush, time table
is a no-no but a time
horizon OK

turns out motormouth
Jesse Jackson’s a sitting
duck in the Fox house

Phil Gramm resigns from
John McCain campaign because
he’s a big whiner

Zimbabwe’s hundred
billion dollar note issued
by Parker Brothers

Ebert and Roeper
to take their thumbs where they’ll be
appreciated