Haiku News 07/16/08

by Jim Poyser

Iran now trying
to dominate the Middle
East with photoshop

new surveillance law
helps us little people by
protecting big biz

worry over Mac
and Mae make Wall Street, White House
wish for miracles

while searching for the
salmonella cause did we
think to check the chips?

Antarctic ice shelf
“hanging by a thread” could use
a roll of duct tape

hitch with new iPhone
leaves buyers unable to
hear each other now

Brangelina twins
will double the profit for
the paparazzi