Haiku News 07/09/08

by Jim Poyser

at the G-8 Bush
defends decisions to keep
doing stupid stuff

McCain trails in polls
and fundraising but leads in
number of years lived

despite death Jesse
Helms will carry on with his
“Southern way of life”

Fourth of July fun
is a celebration of
our right to pollute

Viacom appears
to be trying to get their
hands on your YouTube

man flies lawnchair to
give media personal
interest story

furor over wax
Adolf Hitler leads to its
decapitation