Haiku News 06/04/08

by Jim Poyser

Nepal ends Hindu
reign deciding that Vishnu
is too old school

Scott McClellan’s forked
velvet tongue turns into
a single-blade knife

reporter states the
obvious: media sucked
up to Bush’s war

four years late White House
climate report finds snowballs
have no hope in Hell

ten states stop abuse
by teachers; I guess forty
states let them run wild

Homer wouldn’t care
if Rachael Ray were wearing
bin Laden’s jockstrap

the giant fire at
Universal Studios
was just like a … um …