Haiku News 05/28/2008

by Jim Poyser

It’s getting so an
asshole can’t even mention
assassination

Pentagon has lost
15 billion dollars down
the Iraqi drain

oil execs will keep
on profiting as long as
folks keep on paying

Cindy McCain might
make a stately six million
dollar First Lady

aphrodisiac
created from toad venom
makes love to die for

at this year’s Indy
500 Danica found
the pit was the pits

Dick Martin, TV
absurdist, at 86
breathes out last laugh in