Haiku News 05/21/2008

by Jim Poyser

Bush, asking Saudis
for more oil, only gets him
as far as first base

Edwards endorsement
of Obama odious to
Clinton’s contingent

McCain now believes
the Iraq war could be won
by his second term

Interior says
polar bears threatened but it’s
its lies that survive

paparazzi cream
their jeans learning that Jolie
is pregnant with twins

9 year old Athens
girl finds inner twin sister
couched in her tummy

California
carnival ride a roller
coaster of lawsuits