Haiku News 05/14/08

by Jim Poyser

seems special counsel
for whistleblowers has choked
on his own whistle

rep must make up his
mind which family he quits
to spend more time with

Bush shows commitment
to the environment by
zest to destroy it

overdue tax bill
means Sharpton might have to
go march for himself

Omaha man who
did self-tracheotomy
is DIY king

prepare yourself for
the long bump and grind of the
R. Kelly trial

for country music
superstar Eddy Arnold
the world went away