Haiku News 04/23/08

by Jim Poyser

Supreme Court ruling
means we can proceed with the
execution fest

Bush declares that him
just shutting up will help halt
CO2 gases

for Pope Benedict
it is not a sin to go
to a synagogue

in the Pope versus
the Dalai Lama face-off
Pope won more airtime

Cheney’s funny speech
suggests he’ll be a real hoot
when he’s in prison

turns out Merck authored
the research studies that made
Vioxx viable

men more forgetful
than women and happier
to be doing so