Haiku News 04/02/08

by Jim Poyser

French first lady’s nude
photo on auction — can you
imagine Laura’s?

what choice does Nancy
Reagan have but to just say
yes to John McCain?

could Hillary’s
Bosnia hyperbole
be her Snoopy slide?

crafting this haiku
I was under threat of death
or dismemberment

EPA opens
public comment period
to emit more gas

guy who delivers
the fuses must have tied one
on the night before

wealthy citizens
live longer, have more time to
rationalize guilt