INDY'S WEEKLY ALTERNATIVE NEWSPAPER HIGHLIGHTING ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT AND SOCIAL JUSTICE
Haiku News 03/05/08
by Jim Poyser
Putin to pass on
Russian presidency to
hand-picked Mini-Me
America should
be called United States of
Incarceration
Airbus beats Boeing
for contract to make crap we
don’t need anyway
Mukasey won’t probe
Miers, Bolton because it
just sounds disgusting
White House aide didn’t
uphold Bush high standards of
writing good headlines
gas prices will rise
high enough to ensure oil
companies’ profits
memos suggest head
of EPA had the White
House up his tailpipe
Russian presidency to
hand-picked Mini-Me
America should
be called United States of
Incarceration
Airbus beats Boeing
for contract to make crap we
don’t need anyway
Mukasey won’t probe
Miers, Bolton because it
just sounds disgusting
White House aide didn’t
uphold Bush high standards of
writing good headlines
gas prices will rise
high enough to ensure oil
companies’ profits
memos suggest head
of EPA had the White
House up his tailpipe