Haiku News 02/13/2008

by Jim Poyser

U.S. finally
admits they’ve been torturing
us with their damn lies

McCain’s outreach to
Christian Right proves all’s well that extends to Falwell

Senate added old
folk to bill because they need
the stimulation

De Mornay gets three
years for rocking cradle while
intoxicated

Ledger’s death is ruled
overdose by a slew of
pharmaceuticals

in Roger Clemens
doping storm McNamee will
be naming McNames

cool on Shaq The Heat
trades center to the Suns who
can now move forward