INDY'S WEEKLY ALTERNATIVE NEWSPAPER HIGHLIGHTING ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT AND SOCIAL JUSTICE
From the mouths of babes
by The Evil Fritz
Local anti-French sentiment reached a new height of absurdity this week when Peyton Thompson, 9, called his playmate Jose Morales, 10, a "Giscard d"Estaing-lookin" motherfucker." 
Francine Thompson, mother of Peyton, was shocked. "I don"t know where he learned such language!" Preliminary reports indicate that young Peyton"s addiction to "freedom fries" may have caused an imbalance in his brain chemistry, causing what is known as "precocious xenophobia." Frieda Rut of the Indianapolis Anti-French League called young Thompson "a hero" and "a true patriot." The Ashcroft Youth stated that they intend to award him the Horst Wessel Medal.
Francine Thompson, mother of Peyton, was shocked. "I don"t know where he learned such language!" Preliminary reports indicate that young Peyton"s addiction to "freedom fries" may have caused an imbalance in his brain chemistry, causing what is known as "precocious xenophobia." Frieda Rut of the Indianapolis Anti-French League called young Thompson "a hero" and "a true patriot." The Ashcroft Youth stated that they intend to award him the Horst Wessel Medal.