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by Jim Poyser
Jim Poyser Iran unwelcome in nuclear family ’cause they’re the black sheep generals against Rumsfeld equals uniforms versus guys with ties documents suggest Don’s continued employment will torture us all Dick Cheney’s pitch on opening day goes astray duck bystanders duck! almost two million bucks for Dick’s tax refund so he needs more tax cuts e-mails demonstrate Abramoff, Safavian were best golfing buds Daniels travels to Iraq to visit soldiers share some key lime pie ethics committee recommends punishment for Taft: run Ohio folks who lied about sextuplets should be sentenced to changing diapers that Ali would sell himself out to CKX really gets my goat