HAIKU news
by Jim Poyser
[this is satire] Falluja outrage dishes up bad memories of Mogadishu White House says Rice can testify if she doesn’t set a president showing compassion Senate vote adds 6 billion to child care programs GOP worries that CIA leak case may turn into a flood Georgia is likely to ban gay unions along with evolution Feds OK funds for I-69 but some think we’re royally screwed Martha Stewart wants new trial because first one wasn’t good enough car dealers want you to buy SUVs so you can bitch about gas Leno’s contract is extended for duration of Schwarzenegger Alistair Cooke dies at 95 years old his life a masterpiece
