HAIKU news

Bush predicts big job growth but Treasury’s John Snow hides his head in sand

 

Administration admits its health report wore rose-colored glasses Howard Dean quits so he can run for president of the Internet

 

Ralph Nader decides to help Republicans and run for president

 

Chicago mayor says he’d be fine if gays wed in Winky City

 

Phoenix bishop is found guilty of molesting a man with his car

 

Jury says Tyson Fresh Meat must pay one billion for being like Mike

 

Enron’s Jeff Skilling is indicted; does one lay in wait for Kenneth?

 

AT&T can no longer hear Vodafone a Cingular win

 

Tracy McGrady ejected for forgetting which sport he is in