is directed by Michael "I never met an explosion I didn't like" Bay and it's nearly two and a half hours long. There's too many robots that are covered with too many pieces, too many hyperactive battle scenes, too many cheesy gags and too much movie. 149 minutes! About 15, maybe 20, of which are entertaining. Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox are the human leads, but the robots are the stars. They transform and fight in hard-to-track scenes so overdone constant camera movement coupled with too many close-ups and visual clutter that I checked my watch almost as much as I checked the screen. DVD INFO: Includes deleted scenes and featurettes.