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The Ventilator
Broad Ripple needs flaming signs
This week, The Ventilator receives a wish for dazzling traffic signs on College Avenue.
Parking-meter suggestion box
A person who may or may not have an affinity for SpongeBob SquarePants has ideas aplenty for The Ventilator.
Traffic signals aren't suggestions
This rant is for all of the drivers who can't drive and who seem to think that traffic signals are suggestions.
Complaining about ladies who complain
This week: Someone complains about someone else complaining.
Cruise ship > Friendship
My friend's vacation is way more important than his new business and his employees: He's on a boat; I'm not getting paid.
Timesuck
Woof Wednesday: Dog bite data; Herbie
Indiana has landed on a list of states with the most dog-bite claims. Responsible pet ownership (shown humorously in a Best Friends video) goes a long way toward safety.
Meow Monday: Mandy, the soft Siamese mix
Part Siamese, Mandy is a one-of-a-kind cat, "one of the prettiest cats that has ever graced" rescue organization Cats Haven.
Woof Wednesday: Awaiting family for a year
Three dogs at FACE Low-Cost Spay/Neuter Clinic - Lexie, Buddy and Donna - have been patiently waiting to be adopted for more than a year.
Meow Monday: Tristen the Cat
Tristen loves to play with pretty much anything. He's up for adoption now at FACE Low-Cost Spay/Neuter Clinic.
Meow Monday: Mr. Whiskers M. the cat
Mr. Whiskers M. was found cold and hungry in Broad Ripple. He is now ready for adoption from The Alliance for Responsible Pet Ownership (ARPO).
