Ten Things You Will NOT Hear at the NASCAR Brickyard 400 

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[this is satire] “The ISO just isn’t the same without Maestro Leppard.” “I’m voting for the Green Party again this year.” “I’d like to see more European drivers in the race.” “Why, yes, I’d love another Zima.” “Any display of the Confederate flag is just wrong.” “The Bob & Tom Show is too sophomoric for my taste.” “What America needs is tougher gun control laws.” “I would never get a tattoo.” “Yo, what’s up my brother?” “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

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