I am writing in support of the Concerned Mothers of Carmel and their opposition to the naked male door handles at the entrance of the Evan Lurie Gallery of Fine Art (A&E, “Man-handles Cause Controversy,” Jan. 2-9).
What most of your readers probably fail to recognize is that most children will fail to discover their own genitals on their own if the radical liberal media does not point them out to them.
I grew up in a Catholic family in Philadelphia and, thanks to Catholic Mothers for Decency & Freedom, I did not discover my own penis until I was 27. I still remember that day, but that’s another story.
Like the Concerned Mothers of Carmel, Catholic Mothers for Decency & Freedom was a sibling organization of the nationwide organization, founded in the early 1940s, M.A.J.A.F.E. (Mothers Against Just About Fucking Everything).
It makes me proud to be an American. And remember, you can too!