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UN gets real and
recognizes Palestine
as bona fide state

US birth rate falls
to new low - poor Mother Earth
is catching a break!

how did we get to
the point where we are run by
a dude named Grover

sea level rising
faster than expected; so
why aren't you fleeing?

Doha a daily
dose of apocalyptic
tipping pointlessness

tobacco ordered
to spend own money to tell
the truth that they lied

fast food workers strike
demand customers have some
sophistication

state police chief tells
lawmakers that pot should be
legal; was he high???

Hoosier man comes to
his senses and will have the
Mitt tattoo removed

gasification
cost spikes give Duke customers
nothing but heartburn

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