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Americans wake
up to the climate crisis
just in time to fry

the amazing Mitt
Romney says whatever it
takes to get your vote

one of three pussies
released from prison; other
two left to fester

Cali squirrel tests
positive for plague; just so
the moose don't catch it

as Cummins lowers
revenue forecast, shares fall,
diesel engine cools

IU tuition
costs can be frozen at their
current crippling rate

5-hour Energy
to open Wabash plant where
workers never sleep

holiday hiring
up, meaning consumers plan
to buy useless stuff!

Speaking of, mini
iPad will create stampedes
of iSychophants

giant eyeball found
on Florida beach better
not be a cyclops'

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