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Frenchwoman admits she was attacked by her own imagination
Justice Department considers plan to make Bush President for Life
brouhaha over same-sex marriage a weapon of mass distraction
Iraq report has so many deletions they ran out of black ink
to stem confusion color-coded warnings will now all be in red
Bush shift in logging rules reveals he can’t see the forest for the greed
food pyramid scrapped because its shape conjures up a big beer belly
Miami will have to take the heat for Shaquille’s Achilles
big toe Kobe chose Lakers wanting to be the star of a dying planet
Pacers gain Stephen Jackson washing forward Al right out of their hair

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Jim Poyser is Executive Director of Earth Charter Indiana, a statewide organization that was one of over two dozen nonprofit partners in Greening the Statehouse. A former managing editor of NUVO, he won HEC’s Environmentalist of the Year Award in 2013.

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