Everybody better love the Summer Fun Guide, coming out May 24, because my eyes are bleeding after reading all that copy -- especially the calendar in that tiny little font. If your event didn't get in, either A) you were too lazy to send it in or B) you sent it to me today or yesterday, and I didn't have time to get it in. I mean, the thing has to be DESIGNED and PRINTED, so you can't expect me to take stuff right up to the last minute, you know? The paper copy of it hit my desk Wednesday, so by then, unless there was a glaring error, there wasn't much I could do about missing events.

In any event, I have turned it back over to the production department, so it's all out of my hands. I need a pack of smokes.

In other news, blatant ignorance rose its ugly head in Louisiana (what did I expect?) when two boys were kicked out of Boy Scouts for being Wiccan. Bunch of savages in this country. Their mom is looking at starting a chapter of the lovely Spiral Scouts in their area. There is no active Spiral Scouts group in Indiana (as much as I am not fond of children, I would help with one, but you have to be a parent), but you can find information about people in Indiana interested in the Spiral Scouts here.